She Didn’t Make It To Television, But Not Always Right Is Even Better!

, , , , , , | Right | December 1, 2020

I am driving while listening to a local radio station. This is shortly after a Florida pastor made the news when he announced plans to burn copies of the Quran. The DJs are interviewing an elderly woman who is threatening to do the same unless her demands are met.

Caller: “I have it all ready. I bought two copies from the Internet and I will set fire to them on my grill unless I get what I want.”

DJ: “Well, [Caller], what exactly is it that you want?”

Caller: “Let me tell you a story. When I was a young girl, I attended the 1939 World’s Fair and I saw a television broadcast of a woman dancing, and I thought ‘someday that’s going to be me’.”

DJ: “So, you want to be on television?”

Caller: “That’s right. I want to be put on television, and I want to be interviewed by Larry King before he retires.”

DJ: “And if that doesn’t happen, you’re going to burn two copies of the Quran?”

Caller: “That’s right.”

DJ: *Audibly flabbergasted* “[Caller], I gotta say, that is the most detestable thing I have ever heard.”

Caller: *Crying* “I am not a young woman anymore! I’m afraid if I don’t do something now, I won’t have time to do it later!”

DJ: *Sighs* “Okay, how about this? [Co-Host] does a telethon every year to raise funds for the animal shelter. How would you like to be a part of that?”

Caller: *Sounding disgusted* “Oh, what, am I going to have to hold some one-eyed puppy, too?!”

DJ: “Okay, we’re done here.” *Hangs up*

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