She Did The Spidey-Sense-able Thing, Part 2

(I am talking to my mom and point at a few spider webs on the ceiling.)

Me: “Mom, do something about it!”

(My mom takes my sister’s shirt and uses it to clean the spider webs off the ceiling, with spiders still attached. Then she shakes it outside and returns the shirt to the clean pile.)

Me: “What are you doing, mom? [Sister] will kill you!”

Mom: “Only if she finds out.”