She Can Afford An Expensive Purse But Can’t Afford To Pay Attention

I worked in a movie theater at concessions. As soon as my last customer stepped away, a woman decided to step up to my station without being called from the line. She plopped her purse down on my counter where the last customer has spilled soda, popcorn, and nacho cheese. She proceeded to yell at me.

Customer: “You damaged my purse! It’s a Mark Cross! You don’t know what that is, but they cost two thousand dollars!”

Me: “You really think that’s a flex? My gaming rig was eight grand.”