She Beat Him To The Punch

(There is a bully in the grade four class. He picks on younger children, and teachers refused to intervene. Then, one day at recess…)

Bully: “Hey [new grade one girl], wanna fight?”

Grade One Girl: “Okay, sure!”

(She punches him hard in the stomach. He starts to cry, and runs away looking for a teacher.)

Bully: “Teacher! [Grade one girl] punched me in the stomach!”

(The younger students on playground began laughing and cheering “hooray for [grade one girl]!”. The bully lost his power after that.)