Sharing Your Cabin Tonight

(My flatmate is showing me his favorite horror movie. It’s absolutely terrifying, and ends with ancient gods destroying the world.)

Me: “I actually really enjoyed that.”

Flatmate: “Yeah?”

Me: “Yeah, I’ve always hated those “a few must be sacrificed to spare the world” narratives. So I enjoyed the end. Kind of refreshing.”

Flatmate: “Well, I’m glad you liked it!”

Me: “Yep… but I’m sleeping in your room tonight.”

Flatmate: “Yeah, I figured.”