Sharing Wits With The Witnesses
(Note: My brother is a philosophy major, and makes a hobby of logically disputing various religious beliefs. While at home, our doorbell rings.)
Brother: “I’ll get it.”
Me: “Don’t, it’s Jehovah’s Witnesses. We’re ignoring them.”
Brother: “Oh!”
(He enthusiastically heads for the door.)
Me: “No, you cannot play with them.”
Brother: “Aw, you’re no fun!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?