Sharing Is Despairing
(I am in college, living with my friend. He comes into the kitchen, where I am eating from a large bowl of pasta salad, and drinks straight from the bottle of juice in the fridge.)
Me: “Man, that’s gross! What if I wanted some of that?”
Friend: *looking genuinely apologetic* “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you wanted any.”
Me: “Well, I might have.”
Friend: “Can I have some of that pasta salad?”
Me: “Oh, yeah, sure.”
(I offer him the bowl I’ve been eating from and he just stares at me until I get it.)
Me: “…oh.”
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