Shakespeare And The City

(My class is reading ‘Romeo and Juliet’, and we’re just getting used to the play format.)

Teacher: “All right, my first class asked about this. I forgot to mention it to my second class, but I remembered to tell you guys. Do you know the difference between exit and exeunt?”

(There is a long pause, before a student has a go.)

Student: “Uh, an exit is just a normal exit, and an exeunt is a FABULOUS exit.”