A Different Kind Of Girl Scouts
(I’m 15 and at a Guides (British version of Girl Scouts) meeting. My group is having a cake sale and raffle to raise money for charity. Friend #1 is tearing off strips of raffle tickets.)
Friend #1: “Ah, I ripped it again! I’m really bad at stripping…”
Me: “Uhm, is that what you really meant?”
Friend #1: “Yeah… Oh, no! No!”
(A few moments later Friend #2 walks up.)
Friend #2: “How much for a strip?”
Friend #1: “£1 each or £2 for three.”
Me: “Cheapest strip club in town…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?