| Romantic | September 24, 2013

(My wife is fed up with nagging me to go to the gym and get fit. To encourage me further, she has made it pretty clear that I will be more likely to enjoy marital relations if I’m in condition. Soon after, I make an appointment with a personal trainer.)

Trainer: “So, you’re doing this to keep [wife’s name] off your back?”

Me: “No, I’m doing it to keep her on her back!”

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