Unfiltered Story #56774

(I am working as a waiter at a family restaurant. One of my tables is currently occupied by a family that comes in about once a month. It’s at the end of their meal and I’ve just taken care of their payment.)

Waiter: “Okay, here’s your receipt. Is there anything else I can get for you right now?”

Customer: “No, we’ll be okay, thank you.”

Waiter: “Alright, well then you have a wonderful afternoon and we’ll see you next time.”

(I am about to turn and leave them when the customer speaks up again.)

Customer: “I hope you don’t mind me asking but have you thought about being a Jehovah’s witness?”

Waiter: “Um… No… I can’t say that’s something I ever thought about.”

Customer: “You should consider it. I think you would be very good at it.”