Seven Years Of Pressure

(I’ve been eating a treat which I would like my husband to try, but he isn’t interested. I frequently joke that I pressured my husband into marrying me.)

Husband: “Quit pressuring me into trying something I don’t want to do!”

Me: “Well, the last time I pressured you into something turned out pretty good, and seven years later I think we’re pretty happy in our marriage.”

(We start laughing.)

Husband: “Yeah, and I think I’ve learned my lesson!”