Seven Of Nine

Me: “Welcome to [Restaurant]. What can I get for you today?”

Customer: “Uh… how many pieces are in your nine-piece bucket?”

Me: *jokingly* “Seven. I’m taking two out for you asking that question.”

Customer: “Seven? That’s a good deal!”

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