Settled It Like A Boss
(Earlier in the day my sons had been arguing about which of them is the boss. It ended with Son #2 deciding his ten-week-old baby sister is the boss. At the dinner table. I decide to try and restart the argument for my husband’s benefit.)
Me: “So am I the boss now?”
Son #1: “I’m the boss!”
Me: “I’m the boss!”
Son #1: “I’m the boss!”
Me: “[Daughter] is the boss?”
Son #1: “I’m the boss!”
Husband: “I’m the boss and that’s that.”
Son #2: “I’m Batman.”
(He’ll go far, that boy.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
