Serving Cruella DeVille

, , , | Right | June 21, 2017

Me: “Is there anything I can help you with, miss?”

Customer: “You don’t have much, do you? I can’t find anything!”

(I stare at the huge wall of DVDs. She pulls out a small notepad.)

Customer: “I was looking for 101 Dalmatians.”

(I pull it off the shelf.)

Customer: “And Captain America!”

(Again I pull it off the shelf.)

Customer: “And—”

Me: “Maybe this will go quicker if you give me the list?”

(She hands it over and I see close to 15 titles, most of which are within view.)

Me: “You didn’t look?”

Customer: *smiling* “No.”

Me: “You wanted someone else to find them for you?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “You could have just asked.”

Customer: *smile disappearing* “I don’t like your attitude.”

(She took the list and left the store, but not without complaining to my manager that I tried assaulting her. It’s a good thing he had full view of us the entire time, and was within ear shot.)

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