Take Your Dreams With A Pinch Of Salt
(My boyfriend works nights and is getting home when I am waking up. We are cuddling in bed while he falls asleep when he twitches and ends up smacking my head.)
Me: “Hey! You need to stop assaulting me!”
Boyfriend: *looks at me* “You need to salt you!” *falls asleep*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
