Seriously Thinks He’s Punny

(I’m a female cashier for a national grocery chain. A male customer comes up.)

Me: “Hey, how’s it going? Did you find everything all right?”

Customer: “No, not really. I found everything all left!”

Me: *laughs weakly, continues scanning*

(We finish up, and he wants to pay with EBT. No problem, except that the card reader can’t read his card.)

Me: “Okay, that’s weird. We’ll just enter in the card manually.”

Customer: “We’ll do it WOmanually!”

Me: “…”