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Seriously Not Kitten Around!

, , , , , | Related | November 11, 2020

I’m visiting my parents’ house with my kitten for a couple of weeks due to the thermostat in my condo being broken and my car being temporarily undrivable. I’m playing with the kitten and my dad enters the room.

Dad: “Hi, Kitten! Are you having fun?”

He kneels in close, going to pet my keyed-up, hyper baby.

Me: “Oh, no, Dad, now’s not a good time to have your hands close to his mouth. He’ll bi—”

Cue shouting from my dad when Kitten, in a fit of exuberance, grabs his hand and bites down.

Me: “I mean it. Don’t put your hands in his face; he thinks you’re playing.”

Dad reaches in AGAIN and gets bitten. Again.

Me: “Seriously, stop. He doesn’t like it.” 

This time, Kitten swipes at his hand, annoyed.

Dad: *Mystified and in pain* “Ow! Why’d he scratch me?”

Me: “…”