Seriously Dude, Use Google!
Me: *Answering a call.* “[Reference Library], how may I assist you?”
Caller: “Do you know what temperature you set the oven to, to cook garlic bread?”
Me: “Uh… not really, no. Sir, you’re aware you’ve called a library?”
Caller: “Yeah, and you should have all the answers!”
Me: “Have you tried looking at the packaging?”
Caller: “My girlfriend threw it in the trash.”
Me: “Is it salvageable?”
Caller: “You mean, can I get it from the trash?”
Me: “Yes.”
Caller: “I mean… I guess?”
Me: “I would recommend doing that.”
Caller: *Deep sigh.* “Fine. I was hoping to avoid that.” *Click.*
I shrug, chalk it up to quirks of the job, and get on with my day.
Half an hour later:
Me: *Answering a call.* “[Reference Library], how may I assist you?”
Caller: “Does eating burnt garlic bread give you cancer?”
