Serially Enthusiastic About Serial Killers
High School | Friendly
| July 25, 2015
(Two friends and I are sitting together in science. A boy, who’s known for being eccentric, turns around to us and starts talking to us.)
Boy: “Do you watch Hannibal?”
(Him and I chat for ages about serial killers; my friends are looking more and more disturbed as we continue talking.)
Friend #1: *at [boy]* “What the f*** do your parents let you watch on TV?”
Boy: “Hey, I’m the sociopath; she’s the psychopath.”
Me: “Very true.” *to [Boy]* “Did you hear about the railway murderers? They killed three people!”
Friend #1: *turning to me* “What the f*** do your parents let you watch on TV?”
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