Señora Jabby Finger Auditioning To Be The New NAR Villain

I’m an American living in in Spain. I am in line to pay my electric bill when a woman begins complaining about me being in line. She is talking in very fast Spanish but the gist of it is she thinks I should be at the end of the line because “locals come first” or something.

I don’t remember exactly what she said but she was not a fan of me or Americans in general. At one point she was pointing at me and she jabbed me with her finger. I gave her a look but didn’t say anything.

When it’s my turn in line, I pay my bill, get my receipt, turn to the several women in line behind me, and say in Spanish:

Me: “I hope you all have a blessed day, except for Señora Jabby Finger. She can choke on a grape.”

She was shocked and embarrassed and I kind of feel bad about shaming her but you really shouldn’t assume people don’t know what you are saying when you are talking about them right in front of them no matter what language you are speaking.