Sends You A Kiss By Wire
Telemarketing | Right
| April 14, 2014
(No way around it, no way to glamour it up: I am a telemarketer. I have to call a customer about an insurance offer. It takes a few seconds for us to be able to hear them when they answer.)
Me: “He—”
Customer: “HELLO, MY BABY! HELLO, MY HONEY! HELLO, MY RAGTIME GAL!”
(I am stunned as she sings the whole song!)
Customer: “Sorry about that. Been getting calls all day. Told myself and my mother that the next caller is being sung to.”
(I was stunned for a few more seconds, then I burst out laughing. I laughed so hard it hurt! I had to end the call and then take a 10-minute break to calm down.)






