Sending Your Blessings Down Below

(In the past, I used to be really into gothic things. During that era of my life, my friends had bought me a couple of ornate pentagrams. With nowhere else to hang them up, Mum decided to put them on the wall of the toilet where they have hung up undisturbed. Roll forward to now when my very Catholic grandmother comes over, and has to use our toilet:)

Grandmother: “I am curious: why do you worship Satan whilst on the toilet, exactly?”