Senators Are True Monsters
(I am eight years old. My mom gives me her car keys, and tells me to get something out of her car at night. I don’t want to go, as I’m afraid of the dark.)
Mom: “Go out to my car, and get my [item].”
Me: “No, I don’t want to go out there.”
Mom: “Why not?”
Me: “There are cen-i-taurs out there.”
(Realizing I pronounced “centaurs” wrong, I attempt to save face.)
Me: “…they’ll make me vote for the wrong president.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?