Selfish Smokers
At The Checkout, Editors' Choice, Grocery Store, Health & Body, Impossible Demands, USA | Right
| August 21, 2009
Me: “Can I help you, sir?”
Customer: “A packet of 20 Marlboro Lights, please.”
(I hand him the cigarettes.)
Customer: “Wait, I don’t want these ones.”
Me: “Why? They’re Marlboro Lights. Did you change your mind?”
Customer: “No, I don’t want ones with this health warning about cigarettes causing impotency.”
Me: “Ok. Do you want ‘smoking harms those around you,’ or ‘smoking causes testicular cancer?'”
Customer: “Give me the ‘harms others’ ones.”
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