Self-Depreciation Is A-Moo-sing

| Related | March 6, 2013

(I am in a department store with my mother, doing some shopping. We are both plus sized. I’m looking at some pony print skirts.)

Mom: “Why on earth would they make cow print skirts for plus sized women!?”

(Before I can say anything, the sales clerk chimes in.)

Sales Clerk: “Ma’am those are pony print skirts, not cow print.”

Mom: *without batting an eye* “Trust me, if I wore that skirt in public, even I would be saying MOO at me.”

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