Well That Game Went Down The Toilet
(My class is out on the field playing a game of rounders (a British version of baseball), and as per usual, everyone is getting very competitive. When it is my turn to hit the ball, I actually do so with quite some force.)
Classmates: “Run! Run!”
(Seeing that the ball was nearly back to the bowler, I stop at the nearest base so I’m safe.)
Classmates: “No! Keep running! Keep running!”
(I did as they said, and unfortunately, I got stumped out.)
Teacher: “Why did you run!?”
Me: “Because they told me to!”
Teacher: “If they told you to stick your head down a toilet, would you!?”
Me: “NO, BECAUSE THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAY ROUNDERS!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?