Self-Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself, Part 15
I’m the floor assistant for the self-service machines. A man waves me over while repeatedly tapping the touchscreen.
Customer: “This thing’s not scanning my grapes.”
Me: “Let me see… Oh, it’s asking you to select the item from the list and then weigh it. Grapes usually don’t have a barcode.”
Customer: “Why do I have to do all the work? I’m not getting paid to bag my own stuff.”
Me: “You’re right, sir, but on the bright side, the price of the grapes factors in that you’re not paying me to do it either.”
He grumbles while I actually DO IT FOR HIM ANYWAY, and he continues scanning… albeit a bit aggressively.
Related:
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 14
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 13
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 12
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 11
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 10






