Seen One, You’ve Seen A Mall
(I live near DC, so I am used to hearing tourists and tour groups ask very stupid questions. A group of out-of-state high-school kids are walking near me between two museums.)
Teenage Girl: “So… where are we right now, anyway?”
Teenage Boy: “In DC.”
Teenage Girl: “No, I mean, like, where in DC are we?”
Teenage Boy: “Oh, we’re on the National Mall.”
Teenage Girl: “Nuh-uh!”
Teenage Boy: “Yeah we are. Look at your map, right here.”
Teenage Girl: “No way! Are you SERIOUS?”
Teenage Boy: “Yeeeah…”
Teenage Girl: “That doesn’t make ANY sense!”
Teenage Boy: *silence*
Teenage Girl: “So, wait… you mean the National Mall isn’t, like, you know… an actual MALL?”
Teenage Boy: “Nope, but all the grass is 20% off!”
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