Seems Like Kidnapping, But Can’t Put My Finger On It
Romantic
| February 3, 2012
(I show my coworkers a text from my mom telling me to walk home six miles in the rain.)
Female coworker: “Wow. That’s horrible!”
Male coworker: “I’m giving you a ride. No questions asked.”
Me: “You have school tomorrow. I’ll get over it.”
Male coworker: “No, you will not. You are getting in my car, and I am driving you home.”
Female coworker: *jokingly* “Isn’t that considered kidnapping?”
Male coworker: “No, kidnapping is forced.”
(He pulls out a Chinese finger trap. He puts half on his finger, and grabs my hand putting the other half on one of mine.)
Male coworker: “Now it’s a kidnapping.”
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