Seeds Of Doubt

A customer holds up a large watermelon and asks me:

Customer: “If I ate this whole watermelon, would I die?”

Me: “I mean… maybe if you tried to swallow a whole one…”

Customer: “What?!”

Me: “Sorry, just a joke. No, eating that much watermelon wouldn’t kill you. You might be uncomfortably full, though.”

Customer: “I just loooove watermelon, but I don’t want to risk eating too many seeds and becoming one.”

Me: “I… uh, what?”

Customer: *Walks away, humming and singing.* “♫ I love watermelons, I love watermelons… ♫”