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Yogurt Shop | Right
| February 23, 2012
(My friend and I are cleaning up at the end of the night at a frozen yogurt shop downtown. Suddenly, a guy walks in.)
Guy: “You need to buy me a piece of pizza cause I ain’t eaten all day!”
Me: “The pizza shop in the mall is closed. I can give you a sample of yogurt.”
(I pour him a sample of acai blueberry yogurt.)
Guy: “What the h*** is that?”
Me: “Yogurt.”
Guy: “Nuh uh, that’s sperm.”
Me: “This is yogurt.”
Guy: “Stop trying to give me sperm! I do scientific research and that is HORSE SPERM!” *runs away*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
