See You Later, Gladiator
(I used to work for a manager who was such a complete jerk that everyone tried avoiding conversations with him. This happens late at night just before closing. Keep in mind I am a twenty-year-old female and the only other employee in the store.)
Manager: “Have you seen that new show Spartacus?!”
Me: “Nope, never got around to it.”
Manager: “You should really take the time to see it. It’s great.”
Me: “Okay, maybe I will sometime.”
Manager: “Unless seeing naked women makes you uncomfortable…”
Me: “What?!”
Manager: “There are so many naked women in there… even guys!”
Me: “Right. Nice.”
Manager: “There’s just so much sex in it—”
Me: “Alrighty then.”
Manager: “Really detailed—”
Me: “Okie dokie.”
Manager: “I saw this one guy who just whipped it out!”
Me: “Are… you trying to relate to me, or are you purposely trying to creep me out?”
Manager: *face turns red*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
