See-Through Excuses
(A customer comes in with four boxes of our crystal product. They are all broken and foggy.)
Me: “Oh, no, what happened to these?”
Customer: “I just tried cleaning them and they all broke!”
Me: “How did you clean these?”
Customer: “I put them in my dishwasher, of course!”
Me: “Ma’am, these are very delicate crystal figurines. They shouldn’t even be put in water.”
Customer: “Oh, please! Like I’m going to bother cleaning them myself!”
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