See Manager Run

(My manager has just returned to the office after spending a few days attending training at one of the company’s other offices on the other side of the country.)

Manager: “Good morning [my name].”

Me: “Good morning [manager]. I see you’re back, safe and trained.”

Coworker: “What were they training you to do?”

Manager: “To sit, to lie down, to roll over … the best part was when they gave me treats!”