See Manager Run
(My manager has just returned to the office after spending a few days attending training at one of the company’s other offices on the other side of the country.)
Manager: “Good morning [my name].”
Me: “Good morning [manager]. I see you’re back, safe and trained.”
Coworker: “What were they training you to do?”
Manager: “To sit, to lie down, to roll over … the best part was when they gave me treats!”