See Food Can Be A Hard Shell
(Our store is advertising a big sale on lobsters. By the middle of the day, we’ve run out of them. After that, this exchange happens with at least three different customers.)
Customer: “I’d like two lobsters, please.”
Me: “Sorry, we’re actually out of lobsters.”
Customer: “Well, what about those?” *points to the tank*
Me: “Those are rocks.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.