Security Insecurity, Part 2

, , , | Right | June 23, 2020

The security system goes off as someone is leaving the library.

Librarian: “Miss, can you come back?”

The library patron is extremely upset and impatient.

Patron: “All I have is this DVD!”

Librarian: “I know. It’s probably fine as this happens sometimes, but we have to check.”

After acting upset and rude, she goes through security again and the library staff lets her go. Pointing to her outfit with no pockets, the library patron says:

Patron: “Where did you think I was going to hide something? Up my butt?”

She then proceeded to reach into her PURSE to get her sunglasses, an obvious place to put a DVD.

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