Secrets Not Worth A Spill Of Beans
We’re in the kitchen of my parents’ large house in the country for a big family gathering (my dad’s 60th). In all the food prep, my brother is carrying a large jug of baked beans, slips on something that had fallen to the ground earlier, and spills the contents all over himself and the floor.
Dad: *Absolutely immediately.* “No one tell [Brother] any of your secrets!”
We all laughed so hard that the clean-up was worth it.
