Second-Hand Smoke Can Go a Really Far

| Romantic | December 7, 2015

(My long-distance boyfriend and I are Skyping and talking about how we miss each other. We’ve both agreed to quit smoking, but it’s final’s week.)

Me: *looking down*

Boyfriend: “What? Hold on… Are you rolling a cigarette?”

Me: *holds up filter, looking guilty* “How did you know? Was I in the webcam shot?!”

Boyfriend: “Nope, just can tell from what you’re doing with your shoulders.”

Me: “…”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, wait a sec. I’m going to have one, too.”

(We’ll quit, especially now I know he can catch me out at a distance!)

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