Seasonally Maladjusted

Customer: “So, is your spring line out yet?”

Me: “Yes, it is.”

(I walk her over to our new spring section.)

Customer: “Oh, thank you! However, I think this in the wrong section.”

(She hands me a sage green tank top.)

Me: “No, ma’am, that is part of our new spring line.”

Customer: “What? Green isn’t a spring color! Why would you choose this color?”

Me: “Well, we just get sent the clothes, then we put it out.”

Customer: “But why would you put out an obviously not spring color? You need to pick better colors next time!”