Se Habla Anguish
(I work on the Spanish-speaking line at a call center. After 3 minutes of conversation in Spanish with a caller…)
Caller: “Thanks for the help, but can I give you some constructive criticism?”
Me: “I welcome it.”
Caller: “Next time I call the Spanish line, I want to talk in Spanish. So, if you talk to me again, do it in Spanish!”
Me: “We’ve been talking in Spanish for four minutes.”
Caller: *in Spanish* “Don’t lie! I’m not speaking Spanish! You’re not speaking Spanish! Speak Spanish next time!”
Me: “Que le vaya bien.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.