Putting You Into A Bit Of A Pickle

(I’m in the walk-in with the host and server who are struggling to find the desserts, thus getting in my way.)

Me: *putting on one glove* “Guys, I need a pickle.”

Server: “Hold on…”

Me: “Could someone just give me a pickle…”

(Silence.)

Me: “Put a pickle in my gloved hand!”

Host: “This is starting to get X-rated. I’m out.”