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Scratch-Resistant Ego

| Romantic | December 15, 2015

(My boyfriend has a pretty scraggly beard going on, and sometimes the hairs scratch me when he kisses me. He also likes to scratch my face with his short cheek hairs, since it annoys me, in a fun way. One time he kisses me and I find a suitable comparison.)

Me: “It’s like making out with a toothbrush.”

Boyfriend: *laughing* “OH, WOW.”

(We laugh about it for a few minutes, when he gets a bright idea.)

Boyfriend: “So what would you call this?”

(He begins to rub his scratchy, hairy cheek against my smooth one.)

Me: “It’s like being nuzzled by a cheese grater.”

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