Scooby-Dooby-Stoopid!

(I am in the waiting room at a local dog groomer. A lady walks in and her eyes light up.)

Lady: “Oh, wowww! Your dog is huge! What kind of dog is he?!”

Me: “She is a Great Dane.”

Lady: “Oh! Is that like the dog on the Greyhound buses?”

Me: “No, that would be a greyhound.”