Schrödinger’s Mall: Full Of Customers And Empty At The Same Time

(On a particularly busy Sunday in our thrift store:)

Customer: *walking in and grabbing a cart* “This place is always way too busy! Can’t move in the aisles when it’s always this crowded! You need to do something about this!”

Me: *shrug* “Okay.”

(About an hour or so later, the same customer is checking out.)

Me: “All right! That will be [amount], please!”

Customer: “Ugh! Your prices are so d*** high! This is why nobody comes to your store!”

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