Schrödinger’s Door

We got a new manager.

Manager: “If you could all stop what you’re doing for a moment…”

We all stopped for a little speech. It was the usual spiel about how excited he was, how he was looking forward to working with us, etc. It concluded with:

Manager: “My door is always open.”

He then entered his office and closed the door. 

It did set the tone for his time in that position.