Scent Of Disapproval

(My boyfriend and I are lounging on my bed talking. All of a sudden, he leans across the bed and starts sniffing me.)

Me: “What are you doing?!”

Boyfriend: “You smell funny!”

Me: “I smell funny? Like what?”

(I show him a new scent of body wash/perfume I recently bought.)

Boyfriend: “Yeah! That’s it! You smell like dog shampoo!”