Scare The Pants Off You

| Friendly | August 17, 2016

(It is after my first day at a new job. I am waiting at a bus stop in one of the sketchier parts of the city, and am rather nervous because I’ve spent my entire life living in small towns and rural areas. A woman in white pants walks up to me.)

Woman: “Excuse me, do I have anything on my pants?”

(She turns around, shoving her butt towards my face.)

Me: “Um… no?”

Woman: “Okay, thank you. Girl stuff, you know.”

(She walks off as if nothing unusual has happened. I took that as my official “Welcome to the city” conversation.)

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