Scan-Wrong

(My teacher is calling kids over to his desk to pick up their Scantrons.)

Teacher: “[Student]!”

(The student walks up.)

Teacher: “Now, before I give you your test back, I would like to have everybody’s attention. Throughout my 12 years of teaching, I have never had this happen. [Student], here, somehow managed to screw up his test in a way that I have never witnessed prior to this.”

(He holds the Scantron up for everyone to see. Almost all of the answers are marked wrong.)

Teacher: “I was extremely confused as to how he only got two right. I looked over it myself, and I figured out all the ones marked wrong are right, and the two that aren’t marked wrong are wrong. I don’t know how you did it, [Student], but you somehow managed to make the Scantron grade in reverse.”