Scammers Never Take A Holiday
Customer: “Hi, can I get [Popular Holiday Beverage]?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, that’s only available during the holiday season. Can I get you something else?”
Customer: “Well, since you’re out of what I want, can I get some of those free drink coupons you give out?”
Me: “No, sir, literally no one has [Popular Holiday Beverage] right now. It’s April.”
Customer: *scanning menu board* “What about [Item he thinks sounds obscure]?”
Me: “It’s available in half pounds right here, sir.”
Customer: “Oh, no, I don’t want that. I just hoped you’d give me some coupons ’cause you probably didn’t have it.”
(After he leaves:)
Coworker: “That’s like ordering a pony at McDonald’s, and demanding free stuff because they don’t have it. What the h***?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.